Question
Harry Potter vs. Twilight. Lets cut to the chase. YOUR VERDICT NEEDED!!?
and why!!!!
Answer
Ok Twilight is, I can honestly say the worst book I have ever readbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you too you are so beautifulbrBella No YOU are so beautiful. I love you. Youre all sparklybrEdward You are the most perfect creature everbr pages and books laterbrBella I love you EdwardbrEdward I love you you are so beautifulbrOMFG its just them proliferating their love for each other for pages. And right at the end Smeyer is like JESUS CHRIST I NEED PLOT and throws some crap in.brbrOk Edward is not hot. He is a creepy stalker. he watches her sleep. He wont let her see her friends. He follows her around. He wont let her drive. He beats her up while theyre having sex. He gives her a csection with his teeth. Come on thats gross. Bella is disgusting, falling apart as soon as Edward leaves and only getting some semblance of togetherness back when she finds another guy to take Edwards place. PATHETIC.brbrHarry Potter beats Twilight hands down. Harry Potter caters for a much wider audience, while Twilight appeals to tweens. Every single one of my friends hates Twilight. Thinks its absolutely ridiculous, the writing is terrible, the characters one dimensional and the plot cliche. Were . My sister, who is is in love with Twilight. So are all her friends. They get together and talk about it and how awesome it is and how much they love Edward and how they just wish Jacob would die.brbrYounger kids love the earlier Harry Potter books. But can you really see a year old finishing Order of the Phoenix. Theyd have to be a pretty smart year old. But Harry Potter has fans in every walk of life. The Harry Potter phenomenon started, really, about years ago. The people that started reading Harry Potter at say, age , are now . Theyre adults and the majority of them still love Harry Potter. And theres the giant adult fan base. Basically every single harry potter fan site it run by an older adult. And theres hundreds of them. I made my parents read Harry Potter. They liked it. Read the whole series. My sister made them read Twilight. Mum said the first book was terribly written and couldnt continue. Dad couldnt even finish the first book. They both have uni degrees, theyre not idiots.brbrBasically Twilight is aimed for girls . Smeyer writes likes shes swallowed a thesaurus, her books are riddled with plot holes and discrepancies. How can Edward, who has been dead for nearly years, have sperm, which is alive, and has the capability to father a child. Yeah makes awesome sense. Plus hes a complete stalker. And abusive. Bella is portrayed as a woman who relies entirely on a man, after Edward left she completely fell apart. And this girl is supposed to be a rolemodel for other girls. brbrNow compare this to Harry Potter. Please show me one plot hole. The main characters have substance and flaws and are amazing role models. Look at Hermione in comparison to Bella. Shes smart, loyal, courageous and stands up for what she believes in. She loves Ron from the age of , and despite his not realizing it, she still stays strong and continues on in her life. The perfect role model for young girls. Harry is also a great role model. He continues to love despite the terrible events which have occured in his life. He is even willing to sacrifice his own life for everybody else. Theres hundreds of other amazing characters. Ron, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Ginny. The list goes on and on. Who have you got in Twilight? more and more one dimensional characters who are nothing more than pretty stalkers. brbrOk and every single character in Twilight is one dimensional. brBella Pathetic Mary SuebrEdward I love you Bella. And the oldest virgin everbrJacob annoying.brAnd thats it. Thats all the major characters. If you include like Emmett and Jasper and Alice. They dont even have personalities. The best one, in my opinion is Rosalie.brbrEvery single Harry Potter character has a background, unique personality and REAL faults. Choose me ANY character and you can pull faults and positive traits in their personalities. Not like Bella being quotclumsyquot which everyone seems to find endearing so isnt really a fault at all. And whats with her supposed to be average looking? yeah ok coz its not like every guy in the school wants to be in her pants apparently. At my high school all the guys went for the average girl, definitely. Sorry now Im onto the Bella being a Mary Sue rant again. brbrAnd JK obviously put some effort and research into Harry Potter. I mean look at the deep roots into mythology, legends, latin and other languages. Stephenie meyer had a pretty dream. Good for her. Even other authors acknowledge how much better Rowling is to Smeyer. Stephen King, best selling author for decades said brquotThe real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer cant write worth a darn,quot he said. quotShes not very good.quot
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