Showing posts with label day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label day. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2012

For what occasion will you be getting your next gift?


Question


For what occasion will you be getting your next gift?


Answer


Christmas. I only have two gift receiving occasions a year and my brithdays gone.brbrI dont have children or a spouse so that leaves out Mothers Day which has gone, I know and an anniversary.brbrI dont have any kind of beloved so that leaves out Valentines Day, which I know has again gone because its the day after my birthday.brbrAs I dont have a beloved, I have never received any additional gifts for anniversary of first meeting, first date etc.brbrI have never been given chocolates, jewellery or flowers. I was taken out for a meal in January ... by my best mate and the only time Ive been taken out to the movies was by my nephew.brbrMy sister and I went to see Lyrics and Music in February th you remember such special occasions but I paid, she bought me some sweets and a saucer I was disgusted at how little they give you ... or how little she was willing to spend on it of ice cream.



Saturday, October 6, 2012

What is the meaning of life?


Question


What is the meaning of life?
Youre born, you live and you die. Somewhere in between you are supposed to have children so they can be born, live and die.


Answer


Someone was docked point for answering in Hitchikers Guide vein the other day with a twist of irony by putting not brbrI recon its quotCarpe diem, quam minimum credula posteroquot Seize the day, and live every moment like it might be your last